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Recent Movie Reviews


Leo & Satan IV Leo & Satan IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

TROLOLOLOLOL

Oney, you guys seriously outdid yerselves this time. The backgrounds were awesome and the whole storyline was perfect. I had laughing through the whole thing. And when the bum came out of nowhere butt naked was what made me crack up even harder. This shit should seriously be on Adult Swim, its much more funnier than Aqua Teen and Squidbillies seriously.



MvC3: Megaman MvC3: Megaman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

Tho those who've said. "Jumping on the bandwagon much?" Fuck you, unless they strictly said that no one could add a piece of their own to this mad and funny series of animations? Then fuck you, hard, with a cactus. This is NEWGROUNDS Everything by everyone, this is basically just like our first amendment of the constitution. So grow a pair of balls and quit judging. End rant.

The animation was sweet and to the point, I loved it. I always used to play Megaman in any MvC games. It takes time to figure him out but once you know how to kinda lock and juggle the opponent between conbos and specials he's a bundle of kick ass with some whipped cream on top.


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Captain Planet Rampage Captain Planet Rampage

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fricking genius!

I love this, I've been watching your animations for years and you never disappoint. And this is yet another piece making it to my favorites. Which includes the weed drought and the Pleasure Island series. And critique wise? Seriously everything was done great, and it was extremely funny so this gets all my 5/5 10/10 and all that jazz.

Also, I'm glad to hear the flood didn't got to you. Shit kinda seems to be hitting the fan pretty bad in Australia as of late. Keep up the good work man.


Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! no body of water could stop me.

Recent Game Reviews


&amp;gt; Rhythm Rockets &amp;lt; > Rhythm Rockets <

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I cant seriously judge the game...

I cant play it, because no rockets appear. At the begginign of the song the cursor stops and disappears. Once you fix these issues, I will play and give you a fair rating.



BlackCat Fellatio (beta) BlackCat Fellatio (beta)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice.

I got all four endings too, great job.



Miami Shark Miami Shark

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it but...

Sometimes when dragging down any plane i used both the S and down arrow key button to do it faster and the cammera stayed zoomed on the shark and i couldnt play well after that. Maybe you could fix this glitch please? Other than that 10/10 5/5


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Recent Audio Reviews


PCrab - Minimalistic Patience PCrab - Minimalistic Patience

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dude, pretty sweet.

I like the tune a lot, pretty laid back house. I dont see why it has gotten such a low score. But you know how Ng's can be. It gets a nine from me man.


PirateCrab responds:

Thanks bro :] Yeah, you know how jealous zero bombers can be ;D haha x


Pacrafan-[Dj-S] Pacrafan-[Dj-S]

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sacra you whore!

Its been a while dammit, we need to collab and see what kind of clusterfucked lovechild we can make! ROAR!

As for the track, the drums are a bit chaotic but its still good. You just kinda need to EQ the highs and lows to where the beeps are clearer along with the bass. Other than that? Not bad for "I dont do DnB"



[JR] Handz-Up! [JR] Handz-Up!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Uhhh...

To be honest the intro was way too long, and it has no format. However the sounds are great, i think you should keep on working it. Make it longer, and if you want to spin this at a club. You should learn the usual format that every song has. If you listen closely you will see that intros last no more than 30 secs. Then there's usually a drop at 1:30, a buildup. Then build it up into the main song. Then another break at 3:00. Or you can work around that timeline. I hpe it helps. 3/5 7/10


JordanRothery responds:

Thanks, your review helped. But this song was not serious at all.

Recent Art Reviews


THE Red Knight THE Red Knight

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing art.

I seriously love this, however the sword looks somewhat wrong to me. The handle is way too long for a broadsword, not even a hand a half. That looks more like a Scottish claymore to me, yet. The blade is too short, and a bit too thin. Kinda looks like an estoc. But eh! Other than that I love it.

I love the way the surcoat covers most of his armor. Which is actually accurate, and kinda looks like a knight templar. And the heater shield. I love the fact is actually proportioned correctly. Often you see artists either make them too small or too big.


dommi-fresh responds:

my excuse for the sword is that in the game most of the swords and weapons are fantasy swords. so i did the same.


The Birth of Frida The Birth of Frida

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Gotta love Frida...

Im digging this haha! Great work, i love the detail and how close to the original painting this is. You's got mah 10's